They Do Say That God Work In Mysterious Ways...

From the Register:

A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his rescue from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the Telegraph reports.

Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger explained that Gunther Link, 45, was "a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release".

He continued: "A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God."...

Hahslinger concluded: "He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly. We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating the case further."

geeks with talent...

a couple of sites...

not a full fledged junkyard today, but here's a couple of sites to check out for a good laugh...

first up, one that proves that wally mart is still where amurrica shops...

secondly, well, lets just say, be glad your dad doesn't talk to you like this... (or, if he does, could you share it with the rest of us like this guy?)(fair warning, this site is NOT family friendly... unless, i suppose, you're part of this guy's family, in which case, you're on your own...)

ok, well...

i'll admit it's rather different than american car ads, but is this australian ad really gonna sell cars?