ITEM! If you think, like i do, that ice cream is one of God's true gifts to mankind, you might want to try Immaculate Confection...
ITEM! Two questions come to mind when reading about the government's new Cash for Clunker Refrigerators program... One, how many miles per gallon does the average refrigerator get, and two, do you figure Indiana Jones is gonna try to trade in his magic fridge? ITEM! You mean kitties aren't going to be part of the rapture? Then I'm not sure I want to go...
ITEM! I always knew there was a reason it was called the "stimulus" package...
ITEM! Not surprising, I suppose, but here ya go... more not-really-a-change you can believe in...
ITEM! Also, perhaps someone should use some stimulus money to buy Mr. Obama a dictionary so he can look up the definition of the word "transparancy"...ITEM! Could we please have a little less nannny state? I mean, c'mon... everyone knows you can't pull a proper pint into plastic...
ITEM! What does it cost to lie on top of Marilyn Monroe? Apparently 4.6 million dollars...
ITEM! Apparently some people will NEVER get it...
ITEM! It appears John McCain is still reaping what he's been sowing...
ITEM! Please, no... just... no... or in other words, "f@C# me gently with a chain saw"...ITEM! It seems it only took six Thursday robberies for New Jersey police to notice a pattern...
ITEM! Remember the gang rape scene in Bye-Bye Birdie?... yeah, well, neither did I, but apparently it doesn't matter since it's gone now...
ITEM! I can't help but wonder - if the lesson plans are falling through, can this new teacher rely on a "clips show" to get him through?
LAST ITEM! Finally, for all of you Nessie believers out there, Google Earth fianlly has your proof...
DamnSquirrel's going go all rapture on his own a$$ for not having though up this get-rich-quick-for-almost-no-work scheme! In fact - he's going to create a service to care for all the homeless NUTS AND ACORNS left after the rapture. Yeah, that's the ticket...
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