ITEM! Paramount Pictures is trying to judge the amount of Paranormal Activity on the Internet. Of course, you know if this is a success, it's eventually going to lead to the movie dramatising the campaign behind the movie...
ITEM! BTW, that little movie we were just talking about? It actually doupled the cost of making it this past weekend. On each screen it was showing on...ITEM! Never really been interested in following the ups and down and ins and outs of the stock market? After seeing this, you might be...
ITEM! Advice to parents: If you send your child to school with leftover KFC, be sure not to send along the spork, or they might wind up in detention...
ITEM! 4 month old "Chubby Monkey" is denied health insurance - apparently having a prehensile tail is considered a pre-existing condition...
ITEM! I can't help but wonder how the folks behind yesterday's conservative bible project are going to deal with the fact that apparently the bible doesn't say God created the earth after all...
ITEM! Since most beauty pageant contestants are considered plastic anyway, Hungary decides to make it official...ITEM! Fortunately (at least for Liverpudlian men), it doesn't look like the women of Liverpool will be needing to enter the Miss Plastic competition anytime soon...
ITEM! Oh, and we understand that passengers at England's Manchester airport are being instantly qualified or disqualified for both of the above competitions...
ITEM! Attention people of Indianapolis: All those people in Crown Hill Cemetery are NOT the dead come back to life - they're just partiers celebrating "Family Fun Day"...
ITEM! While we're on alerts, Attention drivers in Boston: This from Devon England: "Deliberately splashing people by driving through a big puddle could mean that the motorist was driving without reasonable consideration for other road users. People involved in this practice could find themselves prosecuted and points put on their licence." You are all put on notice...
ITEM! Yes, the article actually says that the perpetrator "underwent a police grilling" before being charged with criminal damage to two hamburgers. Fortunately Officer Big Mac is on the case...ITEM! Is your child still undecided about how to dress up this Halloween? How about as a soon to be eaten lobster, a roast turkey, or a chicken with an alien burstng from its chest? (and yes, there are pics)...
ITEM! Guess who's trying to Ram his way into the NFL?
ITEM! Finally, it's good to know that Amy Winehouse now has her priorities straight "Despite Winehouse’s fear that her breasts might explode, she stopped on her way to the hospital for some chicken."
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