Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Junkyard - Fabulous Facts and Frivolous Fables for Frantic Fans, Faithful Friends, and Fiendish Foes

yeah, I think we've got enough for at least a short entry today...

Some folks call it "linkblogging", we just call it "The Junkyard"... What is it? Basically an every-once-in-a-while collection of those items I've run across that don't necessarily need a full write-up or maybe just little bits that I find amusing or quirky or.... Anyway, just follow the links in each item for more info... You get the idea... anyway, enough preamble, on with the show...


ITEM! It's a good thing you don't wanna know what's in the health care bill before the house and senate vote on it... Actually it's a good thing they don't wanna know either, apparently...

ITEM! Hmmm... I wonder if Jesus was a decaf kind of guy... Naah, probably not...

ITEM! Apparently "The Devil made me do it!" has now been replaced by Michael Jackson made me do it!"... I'm not sure I wouldn't rather be under the influence of the debbil...

ITEM! Remember Candidate Obama's "firm pledge" that families making under $250,000 wouldn't see "any form of tax increase, not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes."? Too bad President Obama doesn't...

ITEM! From the "I knew mowing the lawn was dangerous" file: two items - 1) Man drowns while mowing lawn... 2) 757 reports near miss with lawnmower...

ITEM! News quote of the day: "The security guard approached the 44-year-old yesterday at a Dapto supermarket and demanded he produce the meat from within his pants."

ITEM! I hope you're not a big fan of privacy if you live in Lancaster , PA. Or, as Jack Bauer says "There's nothing wrong with instilling fear"...

FINAL ITEM! Remember the item last time about Fox News going to court to protect their right to lie to the American public? Apparently the public really likes being lied to, since 10 of the top 10 cable news programs are on... yep...

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